King Kraken Silicone Dildo
King Kraken Silicone Dildo
The storms off the coast of Norway caught you by surprise. What started as an adventurous boating trip had quickly turned into a nightmare! Out of the crashing waves and beneath the darkened skies rose a giant squid that crashed into your boat! You dove off the side and into cold waters as the boat cracked and splintered, destroyed. The water became dark and inky, filled with the slick black ink of the squid. But then a light pierced the darkness and you were able to see that there were hundreds of small, rainbow colored squid! "These must be the creatures of the Kraken!" you thought. Would they take mercy on you? Or would they drag you deeper into the water? They swarmed you, wrapping their lungs around you until you couldn't feel the cold of the water. One wrapped itself around your mouth and nose and you found that, somehow, you could breathe again. Your eyes were uncovered and you could see the Kraken King begin to move towards you. As it moved, the water moved around it and every creature either swam away or obeyed it. Suddenly, the squid that covered you began to squeeze, writhe and pulse. You didn't know why until one squirmed its way inside your pants and tore open your clothes! The water and the milky ink helped it slip inside! Was this Kraken trying to lay its eggs inside you? Helpless and unable to swim away, your body was used for the Kraken's pleasure again and again until finally you fainted from exhaustion Days later, they found your unconscious body on the shores. No one believed you but from that day forth, you never could look at squid the same way again, and haunting erotic dreams filled your mind every night!
Tapered for easier insertion
Unique texture
Charming rainbow design
Premium silicone
Strong suction base
Firm and flexible
Phthalate free
MEASUREMENTS:
Overall: 8.1" (20.57 cm)
Insertable length: 7.25" (18.41 cm)
Widest diameter: 3.4" (8.64 cm)
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